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#1   - (-19) +  [X]
this is a test

it is only a test

`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=[]{};':",.<>/?'"
 
#2   - (-11) +  [X]
SimplyDC: People infront me are talkin about how they can't get their firewall up because someone "forgot to deliver the ips or something"
SHARKteddy: how do you deliver an ip?
SimplyDC: Ya I'm not sure
SHARKteddy: is that like a dhcp credential?
SimplyDC: Lol
 
#3   - (-7) +  [X]
(01:44:17) ParadoxMPD: sup
(01:44:23) SHARKteddy: just woke up
(01:44:27) ParadoxMPD: lol thats sick
(01:44:32) SHARKteddy: haha why
(01:45:01) ParadoxMPD: you're like in the wrong phase
(01:45:08) SHARKteddy: damn cronotons
(01:45:11) ParadoxMPD: lol
 
#4   - (-15) +  [X]
ParadoxMPD: my order wont level to stage 5 :(
ParadoxMPD: it needs more exp
 
#5   - (-10) +  [X]
SimplyDC: Aaaahhh airport hangooover
SHARKteddy: lol
SHARKteddy: leave a bag unnatended
SimplyDC: Did that at the airport bar last time
SimplyDC: Very unitentionally
 
#6   - (-11) +  [X]
kay####: I wanna strip off all your clothes and poor hot chocolate syrup all over your sexy body and then lick it off inch by inch!
Hypoglybetic: Thats just disturbing.
Hypoglybetic: Enjoy your sugar indused coma.
 
#7   - (-9) +  [X]
My tibula is throbbing in angst.
 
#8   - (-12) +  [X]
SimplyDC: settin up computers in tents today hehe
SHARKteddy: in tents?
SHARKteddy: what if it rains
SimplyDC: they are hardcore tents
SHARKteddy: mm, pornographic water resistant tents
 
#9   - (-9) +  [X]
SimplyDC: Parents are gay
 
#10   - (-16) +  [X]
SLEEPING!!!! : man
SLEEPING!!!! : what kinda music you listen to again?
Kyle : um lots of stuff
SLEEPING!!!! : like....deathmetal and emo music?
Kyle : um none of that
SLEEPING!!!! : good
SLEEPING!!!! : I was about to mail you a pleather CD case full of my semen and feces
SLEEPING!!!! : fucking emo bullshit
Kyle : oo i think realplayer would play it
SLEEPING!!!! : haha
 
#12   - (-10) +  [X]
Laura : then ur afk
Daniel : wahahaha
Daniel : I feel evil
Daniel : without even doing anything
Daniel : it's like welfare
Laura : oh
Laura : snap
 
#13   - (-9) +  [X]
Melissa310: how about next weekend instead?
SHARKteddy: um
SHARKteddy: thats painting weekends
Melissa310: what's getting painted?
SHARKteddy: my WANG
Melissa310: a whole weekend to paint your wang, it's big, but not THAT big
SHARKteddy: BUUURN
SHARKteddy: i'm posting this
 
#14   - (-13) +  [X]
Hypoglybetic (10:38:29 PM): hi
fruitilicious87 is away at 10:40:50 PM.
Hypoglybetic (10:41:06 PM): you jerk!

Auto response from fruitilicious87 (10:41:07 PM): i'm in da shower bbs:-*
*~Taryn~*

Hypoglybetic (10:41:10 PM): oooo
 
#15   - (-18) +  [X]
Sharkteddy: his keywords include
Sharkteddy: gay, men, cock, dick, guys...
DCypherGate: wow
DCypherGate: i mean
Sharkteddy: all that for nothign
DCypherGate: how the fuck do you make fun of someone on the net
DCypherGate: when they are already gay
DCypherGate: wtf?
Sharkteddy: i dunno what to do lol
 
#16   - (-10) +  [X]

Kat05: I have cysts
Kat05: because fat clots up in my brain
Kat05: wtf!?
Kat05: oh well
DCypherGate: oh well
DCypherGate: maybe youll get super powers from it
DCypherGate: thats the only time I wish I had shit in my brain
Kat05: you know
Kat05: i said the same thing
 
#17   - (-4) +  [X]
DCypherGate: no no check this
DCypherGate: your curfew is at midnight
DCypherGate: right?
Kat05: yes
DCypherGate: alright
DCypherGate: so at 1159
DCypherGate: you walk out of the door
DCypherGate: ok?
Kat05: LOL
DCypherGate: no no im going somewhere with this
DCypherGate: so its almost midnight
DCypherGate: and you walk out
DCypherGate: then at midnight exactly
DCypherGate: you come back in
DCypherGate: and your parents wouldnt say anything if you left for school early right?
Kat05: no
DCypherGate: so what if its a little bit more early
DCypherGate: like 1201
DCypherGate: you leave then
DCypherGate: then you dont have to be back for 23 hours and 59 minutes
DCypherGate: plenty of time
DCypherGate: problem solved
Kat05: LOL
DCypherGate: and you dont violate curfew
DCypherGate: everyones happy
DCypherGate: I wish my job was thinking of this shit
DCypherGate: then id have it made
 
#18   - (-10) +  [X]
Neo says:
you want to know how bad my boredom is getting?
Neo says:
I'm tempted to play the game "Zombies Ate my Neighbors"
Neo says:
If you've ever seen that..
Stephen says:
LMFAO
Neo says:
I'm tempted, I really am.
 
#19   - (-15) +  [X]
I swear commercials have no logic
I just saw a back to school commercial advertising 3 things
a pillow, a lamp, and a table, all in psycadelic hippy colors
in that order
I hope the maker of that commercial soon finds themselves the rape victim of a cactus.
 
#20   - (-12) +  [X]
Blaze2169: aint nothing special
Blaze2169: basically just played with her tits all day
Blaze2169: fucking productive day it was
 
#21   - (-15) +  [X]
SharkTeddy: this sounds like a date lol
KelseyRose7: yes I always exchange last names after waking up naked w/someone a bunch of times
 
#22   - (5) +  [X]
Saffi24: who else is coming from your place?
SimplyDC: prolly meetin rocko and blaze there
Saffi24: why are you friends with people named after american gladatiors
SimplyDC: haha
 
#23   - (0) +  [X]
sgmikewoody: dude puffy nipples are not cool
sgmikewoody: I had puffy innies when i was like 8-12
sgmikewoody: they looked like mini doughnus glued to my chest
sgmikewoody: SO DONT YOU DARE SAY PUFFY NIPPLES ARE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sgmikewoody: [tear]
 
#24   - (6) +  [X]
teh rocko says: damn emoticons
Daniel says: haha
Daniel says: better than the AIM ones
teh rocko says: nah aim has new ones
Daniel says: cept for the pedophile face
Daniel says: :-) get in the van
 
#25   - (3) +  [X]
speaking of how many O's are in Heptane?
10?
9?
none idiot
H E P T A N E
what a dumbass
 
#27   - (3) +  [X]
[00:30] t3hSteve: speaking of how many Os are in heptane?
[00:30] t3hSteve: 10?
[00:30] t3hSteve: 9?
[00:30] PureSoul: none idiot
[00:30] PureSoul: H E P T A N E
[00:30] PureSoul: what a dumbass
 
#32   - (-4) +  [X]
I believe in God.
But I just don't worship him because he broke my +7 boots =(
 
#35   - (2) +  [X]
Melissa3100: brb stomach raging war, forraging for cereal
 
#36   - (6) +  [X]
DCypherGate: hey you better go out with me or i might just sit around and play music really loud
DCypherGate: basically your standard emo pick up line
 
#37   - (8) +  [X]
Hypoglybetic: god damn it, i keep reading one of my friend's profiles
Hypoglybetic: the first line "Everything Happens for a Reason"
Hypoglybetic: i fucking hate that line
Hypoglybetic: fucking hate it.
chibigi: oo
chibigi: why'
Hypoglybetic: it just means you have nothing to fucking say.
Hypoglybetic: ^.^ but no, i'm not bitter
Hypoglybetic: for instance
Hypoglybetic: "Bah, i'm lonely, my luck sucks." "Well, everything happe--" "Shut the fuck up"
chibigi: lmao
Hypoglybetic: i'mma thrash this.
 
#38   - (-5) +  [X]
Twinkdiva0516: Ill b back i have 2 go take a shower
Hypoglybetic: does your phone have camera capabilities ?
Twinkdiva0516: No y
Hypoglybetic: LoL
Hypoglybetic: give it a minute
Hypoglybetic: :-P
Twinkdiva0516: You're a freak
Hypoglybetic: hay, you dated me.
Hypoglybetic: and then some.
 
#39   - (0) +  [X]
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(............. says:
hi
Joey says:
hihi
Joey says:
ur name is horrible.
Joey says:
i like my penis
Joey says:
and i haven't broken any hearst
Joey says:
:-/
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(specialy joey's)(............. says:
:)
Joey says:
you whore
Joey says:
:'(
 
#40   - (-1) +  [X]
Joey says:
everyone wants a gina
Joey says:
XD
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(....."if i was skinny and blonde... guys would love me!" says:
lol!
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(....."if i was skinny and blonde... guys would love me!" says:
everyone wants a gina for christmas
Joey says:
lol
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(....."if i was skinny and blonde... guys would love me!" says:
:-p
Joey says:
"oh god, Mine's used!! EWWW!!"
(¨`v´¨) Giñå (¨`v´¨) ........)( Save a heart.....Break a penis)(....."if i was skinny and blonde... guys would love me!" says:
LOL
 
#41   - (-2) +  [X]
shArktEddy: yer up early
SimplyDC: Yaaaa
SimplyDC: Sox game pregame
shArktEddy: oh right
shArktEddy: tell me yer drinking at 10am
SimplyDC: Yaaa
SimplyDC: Light beer tho
 
#42   - (-3) +  [X]
nberan123: well actually i am a dick
Hypoglybetic: speaking of dicks
Hypoglybetic: did you see the roast of pam anderson ?
nberan123: yes
Hypoglybetic: good stuff
nberan123: i wanted to be andy dick
Hypoglybetic: and be called gay all night?
Hypoglybetic: nice...
nberan123: sure
Hypoglybetic: then again, he did get to grope her pretty good...
 
#43   - (1) +  [X]
[18:15] James: he's almost 18, she's like 15
[18:15] James: no 14
[18:15] James: so retarded
[18:15] Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: rofl
[18:15] Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: pedophile
[18:15] James: he's not emo anymore, he's one of those weirdos obsessed with love poems and shit
[18:16] James: LOL he is
[18:16] Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: lol
[18:16] James: everyone has a little pedo inside them though
[18:16] Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: what the fuck?
[18:16] Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: lol
[18:16] James: >_>
[18:16] James: UR A PEDO, IM A PEDO, EVERYONE'S A FUCKIN PEDO
 
#48   - (-3) +  [X]
Blaze2169: google blaze2169, click the 1st link
shArktEddy: uh, faf is down
shArktEddy: like, forever i think
Blaze2169: view cached
shArktEddy: k, you coulda just linked me
Blaze2169: http://thrash.rockshouse.com/?view=45
shArktEddy: haha, i remember that
Blaze2169: well she works for lawfirm thats big on corporate espionage so when she got my screenname she googled and showed up with questions
Blaze2169: so...
shArktEddy: hahahaha
shArktEddy: ahahahahaha
Blaze2169: btw, that 3 way happened and 2 days later the 4 some ensued
shArktEddy: i shall post this one as well
Blaze2169: sure, kill me now
Blaze2169: so the questions remains is rock's advice to be taken or not
 
#49   - (-3) +  [X]
ekkicks: ? i dont get it
Hypoglybetic: ...
Hypoglybetic: okay..
Hypoglybetic: lets say a guy just likes screwing lil gullable virgins.
Hypoglybetic: He may lie and say he's a virgin just so he can sleep w/ other virgins.
ekkicks: lol
ekkicks: ya
Hypoglybetic: There is also the opposite of that, many girls have lost their virginity several times
Hypoglybetic: i fucking hate socieity
Hypoglybetic: sick bastards
Hypoglybetic: and yet i envy them so.
ekkicks: lol
 
#50   - (-14) +  [X]
gibson0879: I can't fucking believe you, you worthless sack of shit
shArktEddy: o.O
gibson0879: fuck you
shArktEddy: O.o
gibson0879: damnit you suck at this game
gibson0879: when i act all outraged
gibson0879: you have to be liek "why are you so mad dude?"
gibson0879: then i'm "you know exactly fucking why i'm mad"
gibson0879: "so fuck you"
gibson0879: then you're like "dude i didnt do anything"
gibson0879: so i say "fuck it, never mind"
gibson0879: so nevermind
shArktEddy: lol, ok
gibson0879: what's up
 
#51   - (-3) +  [X]
shArktEddy: so i'm downloading 101 embarassing sexual accidents vcd
shArktEddy: i gotta say its peaked my interest
gibson0879: downloaded it alreayd
gibson0879: it wasn't that great
gibson0879: it doesn't actually show 101 different things
gibson0879: like the host tells a story about a guy who ends up with a bed post up his anus
gibson0879: then he lists of 25 other embarassing things that people had to see doctors for, because they got things stuck up their anuses
shArktEddy: aww
gibson0879: there's only like 6-7 actual stories
gibson0879: and none of them are that great, just FYI
gibson0879: and yeah, it's pretty weird we downloaded the same thing
 
#52   - (0) +  [X]
I'm ready to be 18 and move the fuck out so my daily dose of criticism is less than lethal.
 
#53   - (-9) +  [X]
Shameful Buffalo: She had a lot of points in features and consistent horniness... but lacked desperately in all other attributes
DCypherGate: ohhhh ok now the metaphor sinks in
DCypherGate: she needs a ppill you are saying
Shameful Buffalo: Yeah, but that doesn't exist in this world...
Shameful Buffalo: So i'm giving her the boot and re-rolling.
DCypherGate: lmao
 
#55   - (-3) +  [X]
righteousbabe9 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a shower because I dont want parasitic round worms to infest my feces and then come out my butt when I get a fever which is what we learned about in Bio today - we also got to see slides of tapeworms being pulled out of the anuses of small children in 3rd world countries.. Then I went to hurley and ate spaggetti and then I thought about the tapeworms and then I threw up in my mouth.
 
#56   - (-4) +  [X]
shArktEddy: i feel like i just gave birth, post deuce
Blaze2169: in every death, there is rebirth.... beware of buffets....
 
#57   - (2) +  [X]
SimplyDC: Sup
SHARK teddy: not much you
SimplyDC: At work
SimplyDC: Dyin
SHARK teddy: why are you at work
SHARK teddy: at 5:30 on a saturday
SimplyDC: Duh
SimplyDC: Stealin shit
 
#60   - (-12) +  [X]
Hypoglybetic: what ever did you see in Usher's "Burn" ?
l33t n00bz0r: ?
Hypoglybetic: you were like "this song is the shit!"
l33t n00bz0r: did you slap me
Hypoglybetic: i thought about it
l33t n00bz0r: you should have
l33t n00bz0r: i don't remember saying that
l33t n00bz0r: but if i did
l33t n00bz0r: it was your duty to slap me for it
 
#61   - (4) +  [X]
Hypoglybetic: oh yeah
Hypoglybetic: i forgot to mention
Hypoglybetic: Laura, Jamie's yonger sister.. [just turned 14] she calls me Master.
oofabz: wtf
oofabz: are you starting a cult?
Hypoglybetic: YES!
Hypoglybetic: shhhhh
oofabz: it sounds like you could
Hypoglybetic: yeah. . .
 
#62   - (-3) +  [X]
(18:55:46) SharK TeddY: hey tell your ho to update her email address on rockshouse or turn off email notification
(18:56:11) Hypoglybetic: okay
(18:56:17) Hypoglybetic: what did who send her?
(18:56:21) Hypoglybetic: she's not my ho
(18:56:28) Hypoglybetic: she's my . .. molestie
(18:56:45) SharK TeddY: i think she has auto-email notification on for replys to threads shes posted in
(18:56:55) SharK TeddY: screeeeen shooooot
 
#63   - (-8) +  [X]
K1prototype1: dude their showing this thing on discovery, some guy who meditates took 2000 pounds of pressure on spikes on his back
K1prototype1: and lived
K1prototype1: no damage
vortex15o: that's crazy
vortex15o: i dunno if u heard of chi
vortex15o: but this chinese guy can lift 200 pounds with his dick dude
vortex15o: it's like kung fu shit or something
K1prototype1: hahahahah