Melissa3100: hello
Auto response from sharkteddy: Vmswshct: Dear Alex,
This is Melissa's friend. Are you kidding? Seriously, yo. This is like an episode of
Dave Chapelle's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong". Dude. Bad call. Big trouble.
Many weeks. Will not stop hearing about this until I die of old age. You and I will both
suffer for a long. Long. Long. Time
Hope it was worth it,
Melissa's friend
Melissa3100: hi
sharkteddy: like my away message?
Melissa3100: i really do not understand why you made it your away msg
sharkteddy: well i just started cracking up reading it
sharkteddy: i felt it deserved a public audience
Melissa3100: you DILIBERETLY set out to hurt me
sharkteddy: when
Melissa3100: last night with your awful away msg
Melissa3100: and i called you and you didn't care
sharkteddy: well i was fed up with certain things
Melissa3100: that was mean though
sharkteddy: well i couldn't do it any more gently
Melissa3100: that broadcasts to all your friends and all the girls on your bussy list who
want you that i'm just some stupid ho who likes to drive far to see you
sharkteddy: you woulda just spouted off that crap about how it bothers you
sharkteddy: and i woulda gotten nowhere
sharkteddy: oh don't even fucking start with that crap again
Melissa3100: pls call my house
sharkteddy: no
Melissa3100: why
sharkteddy: you've already pissed me off again
Melissa3100: i just want this to stop
Melissa3100: i don't even understand what's going on anymore
sharkteddy: clearly you dont
Melissa3100: no, i do
Melissa3100: seriously, will you answer your phone
sharkteddy: then get over it
sharkteddy: no i'm too angry
Melissa3100: i really don't understand
sharkteddy: whats not to understand?
Melissa3100: will you please tell me what's going on
Melissa3100: why are you so mad at me?
sharkteddy: because you pull shit like leaving msgs on my phone: 'don't do something that i will
make you regret for the rest of your life'
Melissa3100: s dropping it
sharkteddy: you friggin psycho
Melissa3100: ?
sharkteddy: LAST NIGHT
Melissa3100: i got really drunk last night, i don't remember leaving that message
sharkteddy: great
sharkteddy: fan fucking tastic
Melissa3100: i'm sorry but you freaked me out
sharkteddy: goodbye
Melissa3100: no
Melissa3100: pplease
Melissa3100: i want to talk abotu this